Toy Details
- Medium 12″ H x 10″ W
- Printed polyester canvas with fiberfill
- Big bold squeaker
- Golden plush hair
- Crackly-crunchy unstuffed arms and legs for easy grabbing and floppy playtime
- Arms and legs reinforced at body
- Non-toxic materials
Our Humptee Trumptee toy features a Big Bold Squeaker, unstuffed Crackly Crunchy limbs, and a shock of golden plush hair for super fun playtime.
- HILARIOUS GIFT: Our Humptee Trumptee dog toy is an egg-cellent gift for dogs and their people, no matter which way they lean. It’s sure to get the party started… A photo-opportunity begging to happen. Egg-xactly what you want to give to your friends! Or your dog! Or your dog’s friends!
- MAKIN’ PET TOYS GREAT AGAIN: Political Parody Humptee Trumptee dog toy features crackly-crunchy unstuffed arms and legs for easy grabbing and flipping, cheese-puff orange plush hair, an egg-shaped body, and multiple egg puns… A real conversation starter!
- NOTHING FAKE ABOUT THIS TOY: Humptee Trumptee is made with durable canvas fabric which ensures long-lasting play, even with the sassiest dogs.
- NON-TOXIC: Safety is super important when it comes to choosing a toy for your dog. Our toy is crafted from premium quality, durable non-toxic polyester canvas with accents of plush and filled with fiberfill (and french fries and cheeseburgers…Just kidding!).
And the Story begins like this –
The toy packaging has a short story about coddled Humptee Trumptee’s life as a young Golden Egg. Sure he sat on a wall and had a big fall, but there’s more to this story … and the story continues on Humptee’s packaging, starting with a poem-
Humptee Trumptee wants a huge wall
Humptee Trumptee wants it so tall
Mexico’s President
and all of Don’s men
Cannot agree on
whose billions to spend!
Fast Delivery and Professional Packaging
Due to our longstanding partnership with UPS FedEx DHL, and other leading global carriers, we are able provide various shipping options. Our warehouse staff are educated to pack your items precisely according to the specifications that we supply. Before they are shipped the goods are thoroughly inspected and secured. Every day, we deliver to thousands of clients in different countries. Our determination to be the largest online retailer in the world is shown by this. The warehouses and centers for distribution are in Europe, as well as the USA.
It is important to note that orders with more than one item are given a processing time according to the particular item.
Before shipping, we will inspect the ordered items carefully before shipping. The majority of orders are shipped within 48 hours. Delivery time ranges between 3-7 days.
Returns
Due to the multiple parties involved such as the factory and the warehouse, we are unable to effectively manage inventory. Stocks can be changed at any time. Please understand it may happen that your order will be out of stock once your order has been made.
Our policy lasts for thirty days. If 30 days have passed without a trace since the purchase and we are unable to offer an exchange or refund.
For your item to be considered eligible for return it must be in its original packaging, unopened and in the same state as you received it in. The item should be in its original packaging.
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